8 definitions by sazuke
I hate that character so much bro he’s from noragami and the third protagonist that looks like a randomized Gacha life character
he tried to feel up iki hiyori but got caught by the primary protagonist yato
he robbed yato out of like 50 cents or something idk i didn’t count that junk
and he did a whole bunch of other stuff but I don’t remember
then he whined about it when he found out yato had blight and the regalias were trying to purify yukine
don’t be like yukine guys
he tried to feel up iki hiyori but got caught by the primary protagonist yato
he robbed yato out of like 50 cents or something idk i didn’t count that junk
and he did a whole bunch of other stuff but I don’t remember
then he whined about it when he found out yato had blight and the regalias were trying to purify yukine
don’t be like yukine guys
yato: *living his best life*
yukine: *has a random nasty/bad thought about somethinf*
yato: bro.
yukine: what??
yato: WHY ARE YOU STINGING ME
yukine: *has a random nasty/bad thought about somethinf*
yato: bro.
yukine: what??
yato: WHY ARE YOU STINGING ME
by sazuke August 23, 2022
1. what sasuke uchiha is because all he want is some orochimaru dick and a new jutsu he probably beat his meat to him
this is my last sasuke and orochimaru dick joke I swear
2. a bitch that whines about literally everything that happens to them like sasuke
they usually sound like “oh no naruto beat me i guess it’s time to give orochimaru some gawk gawk twister 2000”
3. the emo nigga from naruto/naruto shippuden who beat up gaara somehow, disappears every 2-3 episodes, and always moaning
this is my last sasuke and orochimaru dick joke I swear
2. a bitch that whines about literally everything that happens to them like sasuke
they usually sound like “oh no naruto beat me i guess it’s time to give orochimaru some gawk gawk twister 2000”
3. the emo nigga from naruto/naruto shippuden who beat up gaara somehow, disappears every 2-3 episodes, and always moaning
by sazuke August 23, 2022
that fake bitch that moans everytime he got hurt by that thingy that the long tongue dude gave him, got beat up by fuck boy rock lee, always want some snake cock for no reason and kept making gaara say weird shit that made him sound like he was fucking his mom or smth
by sazuke August 23, 2022
1. that bitch that used sasuke like rainbow dash in a jar like hello
he always gets head bc sasuke whines about being weaker than naruto and thinks that the only way he can find more is getting dick
2. the snake dude that’s built like a guy and a girl at the same time he looks like kaoru seta from bandori
3. sasuke’s master for some reason because ever since he got that mark on his neck he been horny for him all day that’s why he moaned when he get pain from it
he always gets head bc sasuke whines about being weaker than naruto and thinks that the only way he can find more is getting dick
2. the snake dude that’s built like a guy and a girl at the same time he looks like kaoru seta from bandori
3. sasuke’s master for some reason because ever since he got that mark on his neck he been horny for him all day that’s why he moaned when he get pain from it
1. person a: damn orochimaru is built weird.. why is he built like that
2. Person b: is orochimaru a guy or a girl??
3. sasuke: *SCREAMING IN PAIN* (then the next day at the preliminaries) *moaning*
2. Person b: is orochimaru a guy or a girl??
3. sasuke: *SCREAMING IN PAIN* (then the next day at the preliminaries) *moaning*
by sazuke August 23, 2022
ハロー・スリープウォーカーズ, or Hello Sleepwalkers is the BEST BAND IVE LISTENED TO IN MY LIFE
If you’ve watched Noragami, or Noragami Aragoto, or played the bleach game.. you’d most likely know what I’m talking about. Or if you live in Okinawa..
I found out about them by バンドリ!(BanG Dream!) Their most known song is “小屋の待ち合わせ”, or Midnight Rendezvous, nickname from BanG Dream.
They just released an album last month called Project! My favorite song in that album is Rurokitan.
If you don’t know what this band is already, then listen to them. Trust me, your ears will be blessed :)
If you’ve watched Noragami, or Noragami Aragoto, or played the bleach game.. you’d most likely know what I’m talking about. Or if you live in Okinawa..
I found out about them by バンドリ!(BanG Dream!) Their most known song is “小屋の待ち合わせ”, or Midnight Rendezvous, nickname from BanG Dream.
They just released an album last month called Project! My favorite song in that album is Rurokitan.
If you don’t know what this band is already, then listen to them. Trust me, your ears will be blessed :)
me; “You need to listen to hello sleepwalkers!”
random guy that probably exists somewhere else; “Oh, I do! My favorite song is Shin Sekai.”
me; “MINE TOO!!!!!”
random guy that probably exists somewhere else; “Oh, I do! My favorite song is Shin Sekai.”
me; “MINE TOO!!!!!”
by sazuke December 8, 2022
the weirdest but most best character in naruto bro the reason I say he’s weird is because of that thing he said in season 2 where he was like “I’m gonna rip it open and everything that’s inside will spill out” or something like that but overall he’s a good character
E.g
E.g
“what’s the kid with no eyebrows but has red hair and that mark on his forehead’s name again??”
“gaara”
“gaara”
by sazuke August 23, 2022
NARUTO’S LAST NAME IS NOT SHIPPUDEN!
Shippuden is the name of the second naruto series, not Naruto’s last name.
Written as; 疾風伝 as shown in the logo
Meaning Hurricane chronicles/Hurricane legends
AGAIN; NARUTO’S LAST NAME IS UZUMAKI 「うずまき」AND NOT「疾風伝」!
Shippuden is the name of the second naruto series, not Naruto’s last name.
Written as; 疾風伝 as shown in the logo
Meaning Hurricane chronicles/Hurricane legends
AGAIN; NARUTO’S LAST NAME IS UZUMAKI 「うずまき」AND NOT「疾風伝」!
dude; “Who’s your favorite character?”
dude 2; “Oh, Naruto Shippuden!”
dude; “That’s the name of the show..”
dude 2; “Really..? What’s his last name?”
dude; “Dude, Uzumaki…”
dude 2; “Oh, Naruto Shippuden!”
dude; “That’s the name of the show..”
dude 2; “Really..? What’s his last name?”
dude; “Dude, Uzumaki…”
by sazuke December 8, 2022