orlanda

An Orlanda.

She is ditzy short and sometimes really blonde. She has the tendency to go for old ladies. She likes to eat there spaghetti.

My name is Orlanda, I like to eat sghetti with naked old ladies.

by batman September 7, 2004

Orlandism

A religion followed by people who stan the orlando family of canada, it has 11.3 million followers.

I converted to orlandism when I started stanning Johnny Orlando

by Eggyorlando October 1, 2019

Johnny Orlando

A loving boy who cares for his fans. He does not deserve any hate. He perfect. He’s a kind kid. He cares for people. He’s just a dream boy. Like u should want him as your boyfriend. He’s just an all around amazing person.

“What he said he loved her and cared for her”

“Guess he’s being a Johnny Orlando”

by Johnsmybaehoe June 17, 2018

Johnny Orlando

the cutest and most talented human ever , HE IS THE DEFINITION OF PERFECT , every girl wants him as their boyfriend

Johnny Orlando is so perfect

by johnnyorlandoo May 3, 2019

johnny orlando

he's the cutest guy in the world. he's canadian. he never disrespect Mackenzie Ziegler (which was his best friend for a long while), he never said the "n" word so we stan him !
also, he cares about his fans, family & friends so much !! he's a protector boi.

he's way cuter than ashton arbab who's kenzie's new boyfriend.

fan1: omg u know that johnny orlando guy?
fan2: yeah! he never said the n word and never talked about his dick in a livestream and everyone loves him! he's pretty dope :)

by babekz.2 January 3, 2019

orlando bloom

an actor who has often become distracted by moles and various shiny objects.

"It was a really great role and ... OH LOOK AT THAT MOLE!"

by Ree Warfle May 14, 2005

Orlando Bloom

That actor who wants to be Johnny Depp really bad but he can't.

Orlando Bloom is such a poser.

by AnnaTpretty December 15, 2008