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Cell-orist ( CELLORIST)
N.
A person who uses cell-phone / social media violence and intimidation, especially against people talking next to them |
in the pursuit of friendship & local meeting frames.
A person who uses cell-phone / social media violence and intimidation, especially against people talking next to them |
in the pursuit of friendship & local meeting frames.
ex1) She ıs a Cell-orist ( CELLORIST) . She never gıves attentıon to your talk, she ıs always on her phone.
ex2) Don't be a Cell-orist ( CELLORIST) and leave that phone for a moment! I am talkıng about endıng my relatıonshıp here and you are not leavıng your eyes and fıngers down from that damn screen.
ex2) Don't be a Cell-orist ( CELLORIST) and leave that phone for a moment! I am talkıng about endıng my relatıonshıp here and you are not leavıng your eyes and fıngers down from that damn screen.
Cell-orist ( CELLORIST) by ZELGBS April 4, 2019
Related Words
orist • oristhetic • Oristrial • Cell-orist ( CELLORIST) • orestis • Oist! • Orestas • Orestes • Orison • Orissa
Odist
Odism is an ideology / cult based around the equality of all the worlds people.
Any and all people that follow odism is to rid themself of any and all “friends” who might be or show tendencies of : racism, homophobia, everybody that hates POC, NAZIs, possible kkk members, roberts. Women haters
The ideology bases itself around burning and horrifically killing people who might be Racist, homophobic, a kkk member, named Robert, simp or incel, furry or hates women
We worship the founder and the founder treats us with their warm caring presence and their healing gaze. Praise be the odism
Any and all people that follow odism is to rid themself of any and all “friends” who might be or show tendencies of : racism, homophobia, everybody that hates POC, NAZIs, possible kkk members, roberts. Women haters
The ideology bases itself around burning and horrifically killing people who might be Racist, homophobic, a kkk member, named Robert, simp or incel, furry or hates women
We worship the founder and the founder treats us with their warm caring presence and their healing gaze. Praise be the odism
Ornstein the Dragonslayer
One of the hardest bosses in the game Dark souls. Ususally killed before his parter, Executioner Smough, due to his extreme awesomeness after Smough is killed. He is quick and agile and will attack you when you least expect it. After Smough dies first, he absorbs his souls, grows to twice his usual size and starts stabbing you with a giant electric spear. If Ornstein is killed first then Smough will pulverize his dead body with his hammer, which will then become electric due to the AWESOMENESS of Ornsteins soul.
Person 1: We're dead
Person 2: But we just killed Smough!
Person 1: Exactly.
Person 2: But now we just have to kill Ornstein!
Person 1: EXACTLY
Person 1: no
(they carry on playing)
Person 2: Oh.
Person 1: Yeah. He is too awesome for us.
Person 2: No wonder he's called Ornstein the Dragonslayer. If he can kill dragons, we must be as easy as flies!
Person 2: But we just killed Smough!
Person 1: Exactly.
Person 2: But now we just have to kill Ornstein!
Person 1: EXACTLY
Person 1: no
(they carry on playing)
Person 2: Oh.
Person 1: Yeah. He is too awesome for us.
Person 2: No wonder he's called Ornstein the Dragonslayer. If he can kill dragons, we must be as easy as flies!
Ornstein the Dragonslayer by ILoveDragonslayerOrnstein!!!!! June 30, 2012
orestis
An amazingly handsome man with a heart of gold. A person who may not see himself through the eyes of others, but to many, and to one, he's perfect. This man would sacrifice a great deal to help the people he loves, and will always be there in a heartbeat if they needed him. Someone who is the most beloved person anyone could come across. He's dearly loved although he may not know or feel this. As soon as one meets him, they would immediately realise he's very special, and is a person who will eternally be there to carry them through the good and hard times. A person who is an angelic being with the most gorgeous features, with stunning eyes to capture his strong and kind heart; perfectly sculptured physique; and someone who's charming, caring, big hearted, sweet, considerate, understanding, supportive, loving and the list just goes on. His smile brightens everyone's day, especially mine. Anyone who knows this gentleman is a lucky, lucky person and they should never take advantage of his kind and caring personality. He's someone who is so wonderful in every way and it's impossible to find another man like him.
Beyond this world... he's divine.
Beyond this world... he's divine.
There may be many men in this world but there is no other man like orestis. I love him with all my heart...
orestis by - Annabel Ottesen November 13, 2016
Triologist ( try•all•ogist)
A person who prefers their sexual orientation to Not be defined as gay, or straight, or bi. They prefer to just.. try.
Since Sarah is a Triologist ( try•all•ogist) he is very interested in going to that LGBT meet and greet tonight to explore her options.
Triologist ( try•all•ogist) by Sea J Raw January 29, 2017
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.