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Orgtology is a high dose psilocybin intake for managers and leaders. Not only will it remind them that they know truly little, but also often that what they know is irrelevant. It’s a bloody good bad trip that will change your life.
An Orgtologist uses orgtology methods to help an organisation be more of what they already are.
Orgtology by Derek Hendrikz July 2, 2019
Orgtology is the study of the scientific principles that determine the design, functioning, and contribution of any collection of systems and their inherent processes that, intertwined with people, create organisations.
Orgtology offers a scientific basis for understanding the complexities that drive organisations.
Orgtology by The Orgtologist September 17, 2019
A study of organization and the consciousness that constructs it.
Martha is taking a course in Orgtology.
Orgtology by ktzg October 9, 2020
What it means for something to exist.
What does it mean for that chair in your room to exist? Does it exist because it is there in a physical form, because the material is there? Or does it exist because of its function, because the chair is there to be sat upon? What it means for something to exist is ontology, and both of these examples would work.
ontology by puhdoo November 2, 2013

Orgtologist 

An Orgtologist helps organisations to perform and stay relevant through the practice of orgtology.
Orgtologist by Derek Hendrikz September 20, 2019

generative ontology 

The hypothesis that religion emerged as a paradigm to protect consciousness from destroying language.
Generative ontology argues that religion (narrative ego) and all mythologies are a promise to the consciousness by the super-conscious (mind) that language will one day be destroyed.
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026
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