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orgasm war

When people do a masturbating competition and the first person to orgasm is the winner. The winners will win a million dollars.
I had this crazy orgasm war with my buddy and I won!
orgasm war by MrPhoton September 22, 2018
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orgasmarific 

Sexually terrific. usually used in the presance of a sex joke. not litterally a sexual term. More fun to say than to actaully know what your talking about. try it :)
Jane: Damn thats hard!
Chris: i try baby.
Jane: oh shut up
Chris: i know, its orgasmarific!
orgasmarific by helpHeLP July 18, 2009

orgasmaraid 

1. n. really good gatorade that gives one the sensation of having and orgasm after consuming.

2. n. a sexual position acheived by having sex with another person, and right after you orgasm, hit them in the back of the head, steal their purse and all their stuff, and run away.
1. Dude...did u see that guy in the lunch line drinking that fruit punch gatorade...? He just like, totally screamed 'OH SUSAN!' after taking a sip...must be some damn good orgasmaraid.

2. Dude, you know that rich kids single mother? Well the other day, I delivered her a pizza, and she couldnt pay, so we did the nasty on the floor, and I thought she was a bitch so i gave her an Orgasmaraid.
orgasmaraid by MC Derf September 18, 2006

OrgasmaRoast 

To Masterbate over a roats/ suday dinner or a picture of a roast.
ALfter Dinner i'm Gunna have a Fat OrgasmaRoast!
OrgasmaRoast by LilJay-2k8 January 17, 2008

orgasmarithic 

an unfortunate incident in which a recently deceased tree falls to the ground
"hey bro look that tree fell to the ground" "yeah looks like it had an orgasmarithic response to its death"
orgasmarithic by janet peters August 24, 2021
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