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Orpington 

Worlds most amazing town if it is not visited then you are not complete.
OMG i have never seen anything so amazing I love Orpington

Harris Academy Orpington 

The failed gentrification of the priory school which remains as useless your nan's knitted condom. Filled to the brim with 12 year old scum who leave the school with more hymens popped than they are able to count. The teachers are still elderly dickfaces who terrorize kids and try to help you solve problems that they made exist.
Lisa: "Harris Academy Orpington? Wow dat sounds proppa posh for a place like dis shithole mah G."
JJ: "nah fam dat's just the priory school innit bruv madting"

Oofington Cult 

When a gay flower who oof's alot makes a large, non-violent, Cult
"Two gayght girls, Meg and Sophie, decided to join the Oofington Cult, which was ran by their gay flower friend"

Jade Ovington 

Jade Ovington'- Is the word used for a legend who acts blonde but has 'supringlsy that sounded intellgent' moments , a girl who will make you laugh till you hurt and is extremely beautiful! also known as a 'ovo
OMG, That girl is such a 'Jade Ovington'!
Jade Ovington by harrietftw November 22, 2010

josh ovington 

Josh ovington is the coolest guy to every exist!!!!!!
Josh ovington is fuckin awsome
josh ovington by Mintaz187 May 21, 2018

Pissed Offington 

A commonly used name or nickname used for a person who is pissed off.
“Hello again friends, my name is Pissed Offington and i am PISSED OFF!