Worlds most amazing town if it is not visited then you are not complete.
OMG i have never seen anything so amazing I love Orpington
by Conan The Great Barbarian March 10, 2011
The failed gentrification of the priory school which remains as useless your nan's knitted condom. Filled to the brim with 12 year old scum who leave the school with more hymens popped than they are able to count. The teachers are still elderly dickfaces who terrorize kids and try to help you solve problems that they made exist.
Lisa: "Harris Academy Orpington? Wow dat sounds proppa posh for a place like dis shithole mah G."
JJ: "nah fam dat's just the priory school innit bruv madting"
by Carlo'sTeeth April 27, 2017