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To perform well in the clutch. ORIGIN: Magglio Ordonez's walkoff homerun in game four of the ALCS.

Person 1: "Did you get with that chick from the bar last night?"
Person 2: "It wasn't looking good but I pulled a Magglio and sealed the deal."

magglio by JesusVerlander July 28, 2007

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Magglio Ordonez

The hottest man on earth. Plays for the Detroit Tigers.

I love me some Magglio Ordonez

Magglio Ordonez by Jennifer ay bay bay September 21, 2007

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Di Maggio

The best sexual encounter that you have ever had: A "home run" of sex.

I had a date with a porn star and she said that I gave her a Di Maggio because she had 7 orgasms.

Di Maggio by HBeachBum714 August 4, 2011

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Maggio'd

When someone doesn't respond to a BBM message and leaves the sender with nothing but that little "R" for received.

Man, I BBMed Carol but she totally Maggio'd me!

Maggio'd by Maggio! April 3, 2011

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magliocco

a cool bearded person that would never be lonely who is a teacher

Magliocco is cool he always has a girlfriend.

magliocco by Ethan da white kid March 6, 2018

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jeremy maggio

A pretzel (rod) with ez cheese (preferrably Cheddar) slopped on top in a linear fashion.

Would you like more jeremy for your maggio?

Stop eatin all the maggio, we have more jeremy's left.

jeremy maggio by L'Willis March 8, 2005

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Michael Maggio

An inconsiderate, hot-tempered name for someone that has the ability to live with unlovable bitterness. A name saved for the depths of hell

Wow, did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed today, or are you just Michael Maggio today?

Michael Maggio by TryingtoWarnOthers August 23, 2011

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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