magglio

To perform well in the clutch. ORIGIN: Magglio Ordonez's walkoff homerun in game four of the ALCS.

Person 1: "Did you get with that chick from the bar last night?"
Person 2: "It wasn't looking good but I pulled a Magglio and sealed the deal."

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Magglio Ordonez

The hottest man on earth. Plays for the Detroit Tigers.

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The best sexual encounter that you have ever had: A "home run" of sex.

I had a date with a porn star and she said that I gave her a Di Maggio because she had 7 orgasms.

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When someone doesn't respond to a BBM message and leaves the sender with nothing but that little "R" for received.

Man, I BBMed Carol but she totally Maggio'd me!

Maggio'd by Maggio! April 3, 2011

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a cool bearded person that would never be lonely who is a teacher

Magliocco is cool he always has a girlfriend.

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A pretzel (rod) with ez cheese (preferrably Cheddar) slopped on top in a linear fashion.

Would you like more jeremy for your maggio?

Stop eatin all the maggio, we have more jeremy's left.

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An inconsiderate, hot-tempered name for someone that has the ability to live with unlovable bitterness. A name saved for the depths of hell

Wow, did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed today, or are you just Michael Maggio today?

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