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The Dirty Ordonez
A Dirty Ordonez is where you are jealous of a man having sex with a girl you could have had sex with and you walk in on them during sexual intercourse and violently jam one or two fingers up the man's rectum.
The Dirty Ordonez by Nick's Fix February 15, 2008
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Magglio Ordonez
Magglio Ordonez by Jennifer ay bay bay September 21, 2007
Jean Carlos Ordonez
A very strange kid who is a senior at mcclancy. He likes to rap to Tay-K and YBN Nahmir. His favorite sport is soccer and he likes to touch young men. He hates when he gets back-locked but overall hes a pretty good person.
Jean Carlos Ordonez by Mcclancystudent@18 October 19, 2018
Kimberly Ordonez
my love. shes amazingly beautiful, and id do anything to make her happy. i love seeing her smile, and making her laugh. she means everything to me, and i wouldnt give her up for the world.
Kimberly Ordonez by Sam Monte December 6, 2011
Mathew Ordonez
Mathew Ordonez is the most attractive man in Connecticut and he often hangs out with a group of weirdos but he’s shines the most out of all of them
Mathew Ordonez by Xplovesyou November 23, 2021
Lily Ordoñez
Literally the definition of so close yet so far this person was so set to become an unpopular emo that still likes MHA but instead hung out with the wrong kind of people who messed her up so bad that they changed almost all of her personality and now 45% of popular kids hate her, 45% of them love her, and 10% don’t know her
Popular kid #1: I hung out with Lily yesterday we had so much fun!
Popular kid #2: Which Lily?
Popular kid #1: Lily Ordoñez
Popular kid #2: The loud one? Shes cringe bro
Popular kid #2: Which Lily?
Popular kid #1: Lily Ordoñez
Popular kid #2: The loud one? Shes cringe bro
Lily Ordoñez by SquirtsWorld96 July 15, 2022
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square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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