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Orchid Park Secondary School

This school boh budget de, a lot of the yp and xmms somemore ah. MOE please give more money to this school ty
Orchid Park Secondary School no budget one, sucks too.
The most unusual person you will ever meet. Orchids are very artistic, independent, sweet, and make VERY good lovers. Orchids love to laugh and are usually VERY good comedians. Truly optimistic, they see the better in life and make very good friends and/or lovers. They are usually honest, loyal, and they would NEVER cheat on you. However, even though most Orchids are very positive to their friends and to society, Orchids usually have a very dark secret that they don't really share unless they feel that they can trust you (Which leads to Orchids being mysterious). Orchids can have abandoment issues, so if you think of wanting one as a lover, you better make it a long-term. Orchids are actually very wise and they seem to understand the world more than most. Orchids are also very spiritual, however not religous. Most Orchids tend to be asexual, due to some things that happened in their past, but others can be very experimental. If you ever meet an Orchid, keep her. Because you'll never meet any girl like her.
Ex. 1 Hey Aiden, heard you got a girl.

Yea, what about it?

So who is she?

Her name's Orchid, and she's the best thing that ever happened to me

Ex. 2 Oh God, Orchid is so f*cking awesome, how can you NOT know her?
Orchid by linkxzeldaFOREVA789 July 27, 2012
Also a plant that takes its name from the Greek word "orchis" Orchids were named because of the resemblance of their root bulbs. What emerges from this seemingly masculine looking root, however, is the beautiful flower known as an orchid. It is known to be the most rarest and most beautiful form of a flower. It also has unique distinctive array of colors and various shapes.
She is like an Orchid. The most beautiful, the most rarest, and the most unattainable creature ever known to mankind.
Orchid by DracoDictionary May 14, 2011

Orchid Ball 

The Sigma Pi event of the year which involves sexy ladies, massive amounts of liquor, and dicking on eachother with the Superlatives. Nothing is off limits to these guys and expect to go home with a massive hangover the next day. Signs you're at an Orchid Ball:
All the guys are wearing purple
Thirtys are under cars as you pull in because they were finished on the ride up
There is an intermission in which everyone exits the hall to chug more beer
Pearl Jam's Alive is being played as girls run to all corners avoiding the mosh
Lamps are broken and more than one person falls on the floor
Boy: Wanna come to my Orchid Ball?
Girl: You buying the beer?
Orchid Ball by Shelly Pac May 22, 2006

Orchidsexual 

Not to be confused with Lithosexual

A sexual identity under the asexual umbrella where an individual experiences sexual attraction but has no desire for a sexual relationship. The opposite of this term is Cupiosexual.
I think I'm orchidsexual.
Orchidsexual by woahapples July 30, 2021

skie-orchid 

A sarcastic bitch who is violent and also hates their mother but loves their father. Likes reading and writing and art. Is also a spider.
Skie-Orchid can read a 150 book in a day
skie-orchid by PurpleLemonade May 18, 2022
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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