orbituary 

A break up letter from an astronaut that wants to dump you.

What do you call a break up letter from an astronaut that wants to dump you?

An orbituary.

orbituary by angelendoftimes June 15, 2023

Walking Obituary

People who come into a bar for the sole reason that have nowhere else to go and are basically waiting to die. Ususally these people have no lives, jobs or friends and rely people who are not aware of what social leeches they are and accidentally engage them in conversation.

New guy just sat down next to that walking obituary who is actually knitting at the end of the bar and won't shut up about her 12 dead husbands and having to put her cat down.

Walking Obituary by ZDogg77 January 24, 2011

Obituary Tourist 

A person that scans the obituaries and uses the information to peek at personal information about the deceased on social networking sites.

Today in the obituaries, James Smith passed away suddenly in a motorcycle accident.

Type James Smith in Face Book search and find that James Smith and you are officially an Obituary Tourist.

Obituary Tourist by JonSpade May 9, 2010

Omituary 

Omituary - (ō-, -ˈmi-chə-rē) {considered vulgar} A vile attempt by a wicked parent or step parent to erase the existence of an unwanted family member.

Wow, Ted did you see that you weren't mentioned in your father's omituary?

Omituary by Trashsmurf March 18, 2011

Obituary

Obituary is a pioneering American death metal band from Florida that has left a huge impact on death metal. The band features arguably the best death metal screamer of all time: John Tardy.

Obituary is going to perform tonight!

Obituary by DaRoffle October 17, 2015

obituary

a final summation of our lives that, for most, occupies less than an inch of space in what will shortly become cage liner for the neighbor's parakeet.

Joe Smith (1945 - 2003)
Hard worker, husband and father of two...thats about it, nothing special about this guy.

obituary by fredo October 22, 2003

Obituary Material

A life accomplishment that is so significant that it will pointed out in your obituary.

Did you hear that Stacey was promoted to President of the First National Bank? That's some serious obituary material.

Obituary Material by Indy Sparkplug May 13, 2010