Skip to main content

pics or ban 

similar to pics or stuf or pics or gtfo. except this one is threatening to ban if the original poster does not post pics to back up his claim. used jokingly most of the time

this is sometimes accompanied by the 'this thread is worthless without pics' smiley
guy1: i just put a jet engine on my civic

aprox. 8 posts later without pics.

random guy: pics or ban
pics or ban by thunder storm October 30, 2008

Proof or Ban

Commonly used in r/WallStreetBets, a subreddit most commonly known for gambling in the stock market, “Proof or Ban” is used in response to someone who posts about a stock trade or stock position they have entered into but has provided zero proof of them being in that trade. If the user does not provide proof, they get banned from the subreddit forever.

It’s similar to the expression of “Put up or Shut Up”

Can also be used in other contexts outside of the subreddit or stocks in general. However it will work best in group chats with friends.
Friend 1: “Bro. You remember Sally? She was that super hot chick we met at the bar a couple weeks ago.

Friend 2: “Yeah, what about her?”

Friend 1: “You’ll never believe it bro, but she just sent me an Instagram dm saying that she would totally let me pipe and that I was the sexiest guy she had ever seen.”

Friend 2: “Bro you’re totally right. I don’t believe it at all. Proof or ban.”

Bandma (or Bandpa) 

Elder member of a band, or band's entourage, who has a significantly greater knowledge or life experience, yet who is still in full support of the musical quest.

Usually the Bandma or Bandpa is old enough to be a grandma or grandpa, but it can also be used in joking to connote a wise-ass, or someone who talks about how old they are.
I wasn't sure if we should do an encore, but Helen, my great "Bandma (or Bandpa)" gave me a wink that said, "go get 'em tiger!"

Boon or Bane 

Did he do it FOR me or TO me?
Iam "Boon or Bane?"

Hym "I genuinely don't know what's going on right now. Somehow I turned into the voice of reason in some strange role-reversal thing... I don't like it."

Iam "I don't know what happened here! I'm so confused! Does he deserve to be insulted or praised!? What is actually happening right now!? Have I been insulted or praised!?"

Hym "You insulted him 🤷"

Iam "I also praised him! I praised him first! And then he took my thing!"

Hym "I thought we liked The hangover movies? We've watched them several times with our family."

Iam "THAT JUST MEANS HE GOT OUR MONEY AND OUR IDEA AND THEN OUR MONEY AGAIN!!!"

Hym "Well... Tsskk HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!! That's fucking hilarious!"

Iam "What!?"

Hym "He's a comedian. He made a funny joke!"

Iam "Judas! Traitor!"

Hym "You have no sense of humor!"

Iam "You... You can't be serious?..."

Hym "Isn't it ironic? Isn't it a perfect illustration of dramatic irony? All the types of irony, actually... It's brilliant! He's a God damn genius!"
Boon or Bane by Hym Iam April 27, 2022

Butt Antlers or "Bantlers" 

Butt antlers (abbreviated as "Bantlers"). Antler- or wing-shaped tattoo on the lower back or upper butt of a person.
She got a new tattoo that looks like antlers on her back and upper butt. So she got Butt Antlers or "Bantlers" now

Jelly Bracelets Or in Australia.. Fuck me Bands 

Bracelets that you snap and perfrom sexual actions.
Black= hardcore
Sliver=fisting
Red=lapdance
Blue=blow job
Clear= what ever you want
Yellow= hug
Orange=kiss
White=flash you tits
Glow in the drak= use sex toys
Brown= toss my salad
Green=cunnlingus
Pink=flash
He snapped my blue braclet and i gave him a blow job.