opwht 

To be a chad.

person 1: you’re such a opwht

opwht by skamteboard June 19, 2020

veterinary ophthalmology

A relatively recent specialty within the field of veterinary medicine, devoted exclusively to treating the eyes of non-human animals.

His dog, at the age of ten, had become completely blind. Whereas her blindness would once have been permanent, it could now be reversed. Dr. Jane Cho, a surgeon practicing in Westchester County, New York, had performed a miracle, in his view, had given back the world to his dog by restoring her vision. With each additional year of newly-sighted life, he felt enhanced gratitude toward the doctor and her staff, thankful for the gift of veterinary ophthalmology.

veterinary ophthalmology by Monkey's Dad August 22, 2021

Ophthalmophobia 

Ophthalmophobia is the fear of being stared at.

"hey Kelsey! dont stare at that boy"
"why not Sam, he is a cute boy!"

"yeah, but he has Ophthalmophobia"

"OH, my bad!"

Ophthalmophobia by JustThatGirlHam July 31, 2009

Ophthalmophilia

Attraction to and love for someone due to the beauty of their eyes.

From the way he kept looking at my eyes, I knew he was infected with ophthalmophilia; I saw an unending stream of love passing on to me from his ophthalmophilic eyes.

Ophthalmophilia by BabuGeorge April 27, 2014

opwhinion 

A statement of opinion that is really just an uninformed whinge.

Whiner: "I think it's really unfair that university students should have to pay for public transport, we have tuition to pay and bills n's stuff"
Reply: "That's an interesting opwhinion. Would you like me to call you a wambulance?"

opwhinion by Street Be Street September 4, 2016

Ophthalomographic Therapy 

Ophthalomographic Therapy is visual and graphical therapy for your eyes often given/ prescribed by a ophthalmologists or it can be achieved by certain colors. A third way to give oneself Ophthalomographic Therapy is through LSD and other reality shifting hard drugs. Medication that can help give oneself Ophthalomographic Therapy are Acetazolamide, Acetylcysteine, and Aciclovir.
(OP-THE-LOW-MOE-GRAH-FIC-THERE-UP-E)

PERSON 1: man my eyes are so stressed. they hurt so much.
PERSON 2: oh i got you. here is some Acetazolamide.
PERSON 1: how is this gonna help?
PERSON 2: it can help you give yourself Ophthalomographic Therapy.

Ophthalomographic Therapy by the guy who did nothing April 9, 2020

ophthalmopersonalishistoriaphobia 

The fear that your online browse and/or search history will be seen by other people or made public in another way

I have severe ophthalmopersonalishistoriaphobia, I worry about people finding out that I Google dwarf porn all the time

ophthalmopersonalishistoriaphobia by kroko May 29, 2016