Clueless: "I know I will do great on today's spelling test."
Realist: "How can you be so sure?"
Clueless: "I am an optomist"
Realist: "You mean optimist, right?"
Realist: "How can you be so sure?"
Clueless: "I am an optomist"
Realist: "You mean optimist, right?"
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This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
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A successful optomist would have a large, enthusiastic following and many “likes” on all his posts (even if he can’t spell).
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