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optomist
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Someone
who thinks that
everything
will
be all-right, even though they cannot spell.
Clueless: "I know I will do great on
today
's spelling
test
."
Realist: "How can you be so sure?"
Clueless: "I am an optomist"
Realist: "You mean
optimist
, right?"
optomist
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buzzz
May 12, 2010
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XD~
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Laughing
so hard
that
I am
drooling
.
Me: I
dropped
my phone in the toilet and it
took
a
picture
of my butt, see?
You: XD~
XD~
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March 31, 2009
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