Optimyser 

A passion-driven Software Developer with a knack for problem-solving, who communicates honestly, takes feedback constructively, adapts humbly, and has a growth-mindset for themselves and for others.

I hired an Optimyser for my SaaS product development team. Couldn't be happier.

Optimyser by optimyser May 2, 2023

optimystical 

ADJECTIVE- A combination of optimistic and mystical, used when describing a person whose optimism transcends physical reality and therefore manifests a higher level of existence through higher thinking.

Daily meditation can give you an optimystical outlook in your work environment.

optimystical by Karmarocca February 2, 2009

optimystical 

A mental state of being incredibly optimistic in the face of overwhelming odds.

Calling upon all the Powers of Mystical Nature, God, Allah or however You define that Power to help You in a dire crisis.

Her oncologist told her she would die 100%. Even with chemotherapy the metastisized breast cancer in her bones and lungs would kill her within a month. She drove to an alternative treatment center in Mexico which emphasized absolute positive thoughts, optimystically, along with many alternative and traditional medical treatments.

Being optimystical saved her life. A true story. Her word not mine. Three years later she is cancer free. The Power of Positive Thought and a will to battle the odds.

optimystical by Robert J. Lanier February 28, 2007

Optimise 

To have not safe sex.

I can wait to go home and optimise your mom.

Optimise by Optimiser February 16, 2023

pc optimizer pro 

A scam popularized by a dumb fuck who infects Windows platforms with viruses and streamed it as a prank call.

Have you heard of PC optimizer pro?

pc optimizer pro by Not Merriam-Webster May 28, 2018

optimised your mainframe gigabyte storage 

when you delete files that you have accidently left on your friends server but dont want them to know what you have done.

Ran: Holy crap my server is tottaly out of space.
Gary: Check again.
Ran: Oh what the?
Gary: yeah don't worry man i just optimised your mainframe gigabyte storage

optimised your mainframe gigabyte storage by Lappy mozza January 1, 2009

Optimusprime

another word for god, super strength, or sexy

Filip's nickname is Optimusprime because he reminds me of God.

Optimusprime by HoleyOne42 February 5, 2007