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Optatory 

When something is mandatory, but is not enforced, it becomes Optatory.
Stan missed the project meeting this morning, I guess he thought it was optatory.
Optatory by justananalyst May 8, 2018

spaten optimator 

A very good dark beer, brewed in munich Germany, Spaten Optimator is one of four different kinds of beer that Spaten brews, there are Spaten premium lager, Spaten Oktoberfest, Optimator and Spaten pils, optimater costs about 9.00 a six pack! but is worth it.
John " Yo dave get me a Spaten Optimator from the cooler!"

Dave " easy man its your fifth one! these things ani't cheap you know!"
spaten optimator by Fant Nagner August 5, 2009

optagator 

The ability for a person to see abragationism (non-real things) in his/her daily life. This person serves as a bridge and can see both the real and non-real worlds. See abragationism for a fuller understanding of what optagators actually see on a daily basis. With this special talent comes the annoyance of witnessing completely ridiculous and abstractly imaginative occurrences.
"Hey Raphael, can you see this person sitting on top of the park bench chewing on a rusty old metal spork?"
"They make metal sporks Jerry?"
"Apparently, but do you see the person?"
"What person? There isn't anyone on the park bench."
"Oh no! I must be an optagator, I have the unique ability to see non-real and lack of existing events.
optagator by Neptuner January 20, 2009

Olivator 

Some strange combination of the words "elevator" and "olive". Origins of thought are unknown.
Joe: Take the fuckin Olivator down!
Melba: WTF IS AN OLIVATOR?!
Joe: This isn't the time to fuck around. Press the fucking button!
Melba: HAHAHAHAHAHAAH
Joe: That's it, I'm gone.
Olivator by Kelly P May 8, 2007

oblivatory 

The never ending of the end ,or never ending of tomorrow.
I could go into oblivatory ...for ever in a day
oblivatory by Brilloetta March 16, 2019

Optinaturaessentabosswise

Optimal + naturally + essentially + boss + likewise; a commonly used term to describe things that are of the utmost importance and you agree with on every level.
“That cat looks adorable”
“Optinaturaessentabosswise. Couldn’t agree more”
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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