Stupid people who talk too long and too hard about subjects that they clearly have no knowledge of, usually whilst trying to be ironic and humourous into the bargain.
Anyone who appears on shows such BBCs 'I love 19xx' or Channel4s '100 greatest ...' .
(uh-pin-yuh-tiv; eye-so-lait-shun)
(n.)
1. When a person has an opinion that is different than/opposes the popular opinion, but everyone except that person follows the popular opinion, creating an isolation of that person in the opinion's subject matter because there is barely anyone else that follows/ agrees with the person's opinion or a similar opinion.
Ex: "Paper Mario Sticker Star and Color Splash are better than Super Paper Mario and TTYD (The Thousand Year old Door)."
I feel opiniotive isolation because I think water tastes better evaporated.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.