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open a can by yo mommas grandmama July 28, 2019
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open a can of whup ass
1. To establish physical dominance over another by beating them into submission and/or unconsciousness.
2. In sports: To go into another team's home stadium, beat their asses, and send their pretty boy quarterback home cryin' to his mama.
2. In sports: To go into another team's home stadium, beat their asses, and send their pretty boy quarterback home cryin' to his mama.
open a can of whup ass by El Jefe November 10, 2003
open a can of whup ass
/verb/ 1. to administer a beating on someone, usually using only hands, feet and other natural weapons
2. to verbally berate someone so badly that he is ashamed to show his face in public
2. to verbally berate someone so badly that he is ashamed to show his face in public
open a can of whup ass by Nasty Nate October 2, 2003
Open a can of Bruce Lee
Don't mess with Ethan. He'll open a can of Bruce Lee so quick you'll only be able to sit there like a defeated sack of potatoes.
Open a can of Bruce Lee by Mama Cíta April 16, 2015
open a can of whup ass
last night i was at a college party
a lipstick lesbian opened a can of whup ass on a sorostitute
it was sweet
a lipstick lesbian opened a can of whup ass on a sorostitute
it was sweet
open a can of whup ass by Da Nastee One May 11, 2004
open a can of soup
To take a very nasty crap. Usually explosive diarrhea. The term is derived from the sound of the poo splashing into the toilet water along with the contents of the toilet generally look like vegetable beef soup.
open a can of soup by Jim Pony August 8, 2009
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Open a can of stew by Jenko Jarkin November 20, 2013
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