oonca 

the type of friend who idolizes willy wonka ; one who is so close to you that you can do weird things around them that you couldnt do with anyone else. period.

Friend One: Oonca, Oonca!
Friend Two: Wonka, what do you want?

"That oonca can read my mind"

oonca by KayJane May 8, 2010

Oonch Fancier 

British slang from the 1950s thought to have originated in East Anglia and meaning a lesbian. The word oonch is thought to have derived from the dialect pronunciation of 'conch' and was used as a slang name for the vagina due to the resemblance of the opening of the female genitalia to the opening of a conch shell. Thus a lesbian became an oonch fancier.

"Ah! I wouldn't mind a bit of that!"
"Forget it boy! She's an oonch fancier."

Oonch Fancier by AKACroatalin April 10, 2015

Oongalingang

A term coined by the infamous internet troll Brian D. Traditionally used when engaged in verbal combat with his enemies, more often than not within the virtual battlefields of 'Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege'. A first-person shooter game, in which players utilize many different operators from the Rainbow team. Legends have it that Brian D's microphone was once so obnoxious, a single uttering of the appellation would send his adversaries into a domain of pain and suffering, known as the 'Shadow Realm', for thousands of years (or one minute in real world time). There, they would live amongst creatures damned and ghouls so foul, their fragile minds would turn ultimately weak, leaving them to return a soulless simpleton, with the short, short temper of a ravenous African bee. The result? for the rest of the game Brian could enjoy silence. His enemies would torture him no more.

Frodo Swaggins: Hey Brian.D, you are nothing but a foul-smelling Scobberlotcher
Brian.D: Oongalingang! Oongalingang!
Frodo Swaggins: *Silence*

Oongalingang by Iceland Cubicle October 1, 2020

Ooncha-Ooncha-Ooncha 

Dance performed to club music with a booming backbeat by cocking one leg as high as you can and kicking in and out to the side. Usually done while wearing a puffy wedding dress and Napolean Dynamite "Dang!" socks.

Look at Cassie ooncha-ooncha-ooncha! The socks really make the outfit. "Congratulations!"

Ooncha-Ooncha-Ooncha by Pfc. Snowball August 14, 2008

oonagi 

Somewhat mysterious awareness of what's happening or will be happening around. It is often confused with unagi, which is likely an English transcription of Japanese word 鱼炙, meaning grilled fish and often referring to a popular Japanese dish of eels. Oonagi, on the other hand, is likely an English transcription of Japanese word 悟机, which means understanding the signs (of the universe) and is often seen in spiritual and martial arts literature. Such understanding enables one to sense what might be or will be happening and therefore avoid danger or be prepared for it.

It is said that Master Tashin acquired oonagi after 49 days of meditation under an old pine tree in Mount Asahi. He was often seen going back to the palace (that's usurped by his evil brother) but the guards were never able to seize him.

oonagi by bkiichi July 27, 2012

oonch music

A term that entails all types of generic dance and techno music.

1: Hey, how were the tunes in that club?
2: Ah it was allright, was mostly oonch music though.
1: Oonch music?
2: Yeah, the whole night, oonch oonch oonch oonch, got a bit repetitive.

oonch music by McFadden February 28, 2008

Oonga Boonga 

Pseudo-primitive exclamation indicating success or victory, usually after accomplishing a particularly challenging task, especially involving survival skills, physical prowess or the capacity to withstand pain. Invoking unnamed woo woo powers ascribed to the most virulent and genetically successful of our stone-age ancestors.
Referring obliquely and euphemistically to various forms of caveman sexual intercourse that will or might be the reward for such manly behaviour. The prospect of such reward is usually confined to the imagination of the person performing the task. It is gender specific; should never be uttered by a female.
Popularised in the YouTube series "101 Ways to Make Fire".

"Oonga Boonga, baby" shouted ROBwithaB, as he succeeded in making fire without matches, by coaxing sparks from rocks.

Oonga Boonga by hotforfire July 15, 2010