It’s always the quiet ones 

A phrase used to describe how quiet people are into extremely weird, niche or erotic things.

“Hey did you hear? Mary is into BDSM!”
“It’s always the quiet ones.”

“My favourite anime is Miss Caretaker of Sunohara-sou!”
“It’s always the quiet ones.”

It’s always the quiet ones by UhohitstheGermanEmpire April 15, 2021

put all one's sperm in one basket 

(verb) To make major life decisions based solely around an anticipated, currently nonexistent, and typically unlikely, future relationship; said of a male.

I feel sorry for Joe. He quit his job and moved to Los Angeles because Jane was moving to Los Angeles, then Jane met a guy down there and Joe hates it there. He put all his sperm in one basket.

(the example should include "put all one's sperm in one basket" verbatim, but that would be bad grammar, so I have to write it somewhere)

put all one's sperm in one basket by mathjedi March 28, 2009

lose one's shit 

To have a complete mental and physical breakdown as a result of someone's jackassery or assholery.

When I mentioned I wanted to become a woman, my girlfriend totally lost her shit.

Good grief, if you kids don't stop with this jackassery, I'm going to lose my shit!

lose one's shit by groovygrrl October 13, 2004

talking to ones self 

like masturbation--you only do it because you dont have anyone else.

Man, whats Jim doing in your sisters room? And why is he smelling her underware? He's talking to himself again, isn't he?

talking to ones self by Anonymous January 20, 2003

blow one's shot 

To squander an opportunity.

I had only one shot at the title and I blew it.

blow one's shot by ltbugaf July 7, 2005

Sell one's soul 

To do anything, even something bad or dishonest, in return for money, power, respect, success, nothing, etc.

Never sell your soul to anybody and/or for anything. Always be true to yourself.

Sell one's soul by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant January 11, 2005

tossing one's salad 

Giving anal sex with your tongue, rimming the outer area of the anus. Poking and prodding in the anal area with one's tongue. rimming

Josh tossed Sam's salad last night after we left for the movies.

tossing one's salad by Ivana Houmpilotte April 19, 2004