one-wipper
one-wipper by tominateK May 2, 2011
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one wiper
when you take a dump and are able to cleanly leave the toilet after only one butt wipe. Technically a "no-wiper" because the one wipe was just a confidence check. Living on the wild side would be rolling the dice and not wiping at all.
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One Wiper
A bowel movement that requires only a single wiping in order to properly cleanse the anal cavity. (Note: the single wipe is enacted for 'security' purposes alone, otherwise no wipe would be necessary).
Man I took a huge dump last night and I was almost out of toilet paper, but it was all good because it was only a one wiper!
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Sweaty one wiper by Ah made a mistake May 17, 2022
Sweaty one wiper
A person who tries to give their sweaty bum a quick wipe in public, who is caught by another person.
Sweaty one wiper by Ah made a mistake May 17, 2022
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