Definitions by chosney
Cookie Gate
The biggest scandal since Whitewater and Iran Contra, when a father of a girl scout sold girl scout cookies at 50 cents over market rates, probably buying a yacht with his earnings.
Cookie Gate by Chosney November 12, 2003
Exec Haircut
Exec Haircut by Chosney November 10, 2003
Ass Expansion Project
The first project initiated by a newlywed wife. All the weight that was lost first to secure a steady relationship, then to look good for the wedding is added back on with a six week time period. After the sixth week the ass grows until the wife starts having to wear sweatpants and elastic pants.
Wow (insert name here)'s ass expansion project is ahead of schedule....Ewww!
note: In mixed company sometimes it is appropriate to use the term "expansion project"
note: In mixed company sometimes it is appropriate to use the term "expansion project"
Ass Expansion Project by chosney September 25, 2003
prioritization
The act of continually identifying the most important projects to work on instead of actually working on them.
prioritization by Chosney September 23, 2003
clefton
1. A red-neck want to be.
2. Someone who acts like a redneck but lives a privileged middle class life.
3. Camaro driving, budweiser drinking, black t-shirt wearing, mullet haircut, bowling kind of suburban asshole.
2. Someone who acts like a redneck but lives a privileged middle class life.
3. Camaro driving, budweiser drinking, black t-shirt wearing, mullet haircut, bowling kind of suburban asshole.
ambush
Those fuckers called me to gang up on me and didn't give me warning it was a conference call. They ambushed me.