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one and one and one is three

Really pointless Beatles lyric from "Come Together"
One and one and one is three!

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all for one and one for all 

Popular catchphrase that means one person represents all, and that all must do everything for one. Put simply, means true brotherhood.
The Musketeers! Dartagnion!

two is one and one is none

A Navy Seals adige meaning if you have two things and one breaks you always have one left but if you have one and it breaks, you have none
“I was in the water and my googles broke. Then I couldn’t stay down any more”

“Dude, two is one and one is none. What were you thinking?”
two is one and one is none by BMc2 September 19, 2023

My one and only 

Saying. An eloquent way of expressing your love and devotion.

Holds all of the below meaning;

1. The only one for me.
2. The only one I will ever love
3. Mine expressing romantic possession
4. Apple of my eye
"I want to spend the rest of my life with you; you are my one and only."
My one and only by LoveGuru December 16, 2012

One and a half 

To shit and piss your pants.
"Sorry your honor I took a one and a half on the elevator. That's why we're late I sh*t and pissed my pants."
One and a half by ShutupimaShark January 9, 2013

Two cream sodas and one cloudy lemonade 

When you are playing dbzx2 and get one the world fighting tourney stage you ask the enemy for one
Burcol *brings trash talker to this stage*
Burcol: “can I get two cream sodas and one cloudy lemonade” *as they kick a trashtalking baby in the dickhole*
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026
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