musketeers
i love my musketeers.
musketeers by lindsay June 1, 2003
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Three Musketeers
Tony was getting bored with the twix he was performing on Lee's asspipe, so he turned her over and went Three Musketeers on her sorry, Zamboni-like stank trench.
Three Musketeers by Bigbear Goldstein January 30, 2008
Three Musketeers
Three males beat their boners, on to one individuals head. Can either be a sexually pleasurable act or an act of punishment
John: Hey did you guys give me a Three Musketeers last night?
Tim: Yeah because you were being a douche.
John: That explains alot.
Tim: Yeah because you were being a douche.
John: That explains alot.
Three Musketeers by Big Red 7878 March 14, 2011
Three Musketeers
When three cars ride side-by-side on the road, traveling at the exact same speed, and clog the whole thing up.
Three Musketeers by Lemongrass July 22, 2016
Three Musketeers
A sexual act where three males insert their penises into one woman's vagina or mouth. As they "cross swords" they shout "ALL FOR ONE AND ONE FOR ALL". Can also be performed orally between 4 gay males.
Three Musketeers by wandmore March 17, 2007
The slippery Musketeers
A variation of the classic "slippery wizard" but this one requires 3 friends preferably people you know but if not a random can be substituted for a friend.
friend number 1 attracts female (this is usually best looking one out of group best chance of success dont worry everyone gets a turn) When back at hideout friend number 1 starts to stick the female with his pork "sword" and with a wip of his whip the woman is distracted as your friend takes over after swinging in and uses his sword once he has done same the last musketeer joins in , upon finishing the woman turns round to find out nothing because remeber you have a mask on!
Then you all make haste on the 86bus back home !
The slippery Musketeers :P
Then you all make haste on the 86bus back home !
The slippery Musketeers :P
The slippery Musketeers by Gazz445 September 2, 2010
The three musketeers
Person1: Hey what do we name our groupchat ?
Person2: We need something to do with the number 3
Person: The three musketeers.
Person2: We need something to do with the number 3
Person: The three musketeers.
The three musketeers by whatareyouatoad? May 19, 2020
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