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to keep something hush-hush; keep on the down low

Let's keep this on the one's and two's

one's and two's by Anonymous November 5, 2003

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ones and twos

Refers generically to DJ turntables, etymology is a derivative of the best-selling professional-grade DJ turntable, the Technics SL1200, which has for better or worse become the de-facto standard in the club world. See also wheels of steel

Tonight we've got DJ Judge Jules playing live on the ones and twos, live on BBC Radio One.

ones and twos by Don Engel May 17, 2004

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ones and twos

A set of turntables.

Yo, he's off the heezy on dem ones and twos son.

ones and twos by Rollin May 17, 2004

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ones and twos

two turntables - #1 and #2. thus, ones and twos.

Yo, we got DJ Revolution rippin' it up on the ones and twos tonight.

ones and twos by kha` May 17, 2004

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ones and twos

beat juggling two tracks __ track one to track two __ cutting up scratches from fader one to fader two __ straight dropping beats from track one to track two __ left to right __ right to left __ on that one two type ish—mixing the beats up back n' forth.

yo that turntablist be banging tracks back n' forth on those ones and twos—ill style.

ones and twos by whack_not April 27, 2013

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Ones and twos

How many points Ronan often gets per player in fantasy football each week

Look, Ronan just got ones and twos again.

Ones and twos by DJ TRYB November 7, 2020

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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