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Ojani is a nice charming guy he usually needs a smack in the back of the head.But he will always be there for you and loves sports and very athletic competitive,smart,intelligent.And very handsome and knows how to handle the women he will protect you show you love he will be like your big brother or little brother doesn’t matter he will always be there for you so don’t worry.
Me:“yurr”
Ojani:“yurr”
Ojani by SlyEagle November 26, 2018
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Big dick nigga and bigger dick if the sun rose his dick the sun will implode and cooler than John
Ojani is very cool and sexy
Ojani by Jdhdjdjdjdjdj December 12, 2018
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A dump respectful idot that does a lot of thing and likes to have fun with friends

But really he is a fat ass that plays a lot of video games. And is a very memie kid.
Ojani is a idiot
Booru-like anime site named after the Japanese word with the same name which means "masturbation"
Straight Guy: Hey man are you on onani.xyz?
Homosexual Guy: Nah! onani.gay works better.
onani by dirt 💖 May 7, 2022
A condition where a person sleeps accidentally due to several factors such as tired, exhausted after mastrubating, etc.
sorry i missed the game last night, i ojaned
Ojaned by Dr.Prof.Master.Sgt ojan February 10, 2020

Omani standoff 

A Omani standoff typically constitutes a standoff between a goat from Oman and a Libyan man. Over the years however it has come to describe any standoff involving man and animal.

History: circa 1800, some rogue Libyan pirates attempted to enter Oman through the Arabian Sea having circumvented the whole of Africa. Upon reaching its shores, they were met by the abundant goats that roam Oman freely. While the Omani villagers were busy tending to their crops further inland, the goats stood fiercely in the face of the pirates, and it was their determination that ultimately forced the Libyans to retreat.
Example 1:
Abudi found himself in a predicament. Having just arrived in Oman, he came across a goat. They stood facing each other refusing to give way to each other. It was a classic Omani standoff. In the end he had to yield to the goat, and find an alternate route.

Example 2:
As Harry, Ron and Hermione snuck around Hogwarts, they saw the light reflect from Filch's lamp as he walked around looking for them. So the trio entered the closest room and found themselves face to face with Fluffy, the three-headed dog. It was a Omani standoff like no other, as both sides knew the consequences of backing down.
Damn Dave! Ur such an onanist!
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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