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playing on your top 

ahhhh he called you ugly. he most definitely playing on your top
playing on your top by sjpky January 17, 2018

<.7.9.7.6.>eave tabut satisfying. Push yourself to get on top of your workload early in the day, then relax later on while your rivals are still struggling. 

<.7.9.7.6.>eave tabut satisfying. Push yourself to get on top of your workload early in the day, then relax later on while your rivals are still struggling.
<.7.9.7.6.>eave tabut satisfying. Push yourself to get on top of your workload early in the day, then relax later on while your rivals are still struggling.

on top of your game 

doing really well, doing extraordinarily well
Your always on top of your game.

Super mega awesome to the power of pie divided by taco with a cherry on top with your mom 

It's when you're mom gets boned some awesomeley with pies and tacos so explodes.
Billy: Hey Tom did you hear what I did last night?
Tom: What did you do?
Billy: I did Super mega awesome to the power of pie divided by taco with a cherry on top with your mom with your mom.

fuck you on top of your head 

One level up from a regular "fuck you". Used by Reese Witherspoon in, HBO "Big Little Lies".
Asshole: The play is cancelled.
Person: oh fuck you on top of your head!

INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your 

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INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your spread by throwing your noodles all over your cell. Then add blue text