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squirrel on a trampoline 

when you stretch your nut sac out as far as it will go, and then you begin flapping your scrotum sac up and down. Your penis will then bounce off your sac as if it were jumping on a trampoline.
"Have you ever seen a squirrel on a trampoline?" Then let the nut sac flapping begin!!!

Mouse on a Trampoline 

The act of stretching one's scrotal skin and bouncing the penis repeatedly on it for a large audience, preferably unsuspecting churchgoers...or an elementary school.
The sermon was interrupted when a man stood and entertained the congregation for hours with his mouse on a trampoline.

hedgehog on a trampoline 

It is a hedgehog on a trampoline
What did you expect?

Something nasty
Nope, just a regular ol' hedgehog on a trampoline.

Baby on a trampoline 

The act of pulling taught the scrotum in the "batwing" fashion and continuing to bounce one's flaccid small penis of said flap, thus creating the image of a baby jumping on a trampoline.
Hey....you ever seen a baby on a trampoline?
(pulls scrotum taught and bounces dingaling off it repeatedly) *everyone screams and gives a look of disgust...then they laugh.
Baby on a trampoline by DocCod November 6, 2015

bald headed mouse on a trampoline 

stretching one's scrotum forward and shaking it up and down so that the tip of the penis bounces on it
hey stuart, did you ever see a bald headed mouse on a trampoline?

Squirrel on a Trampoline 

The act of spreading your scrotum to form a flat surface like a Trampoline and then bouncing your flacid penis like a squirrel bouncing on a trampoline.
At the party Jimbo surprised everyone by pulling out the Squirrel on a Trampoline trick and .
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Plate of Brown 

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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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