On this dick

1. being on someone's nuts

2. A ass kisser

3. To tell a slut what to do when she looks confused

I was out with my boys, and i saw a skank i knew from back in the day and i told her to get on this dick!

On this dick by SuperManChiTown June 2, 2009

chew on this dick 

Head so good you go cray

"Hey little ma, how bout you chew on this dick?"

chew on this dick by J&Mmafia September 12, 2017

Sit on this DICK

Sit on this DICK is a sexual meaning used for asking for a lap dance.

Yo hey Kelly would you sit on this DICK.

Sit on this DICK by That_One_Potato March 10, 2018

Stavros gag on this dick 

He has had a total of 3 relationships combined lasting around 4 days, goes for ugly cows with ungly everyhthing, gay cunt fifa faggot and a total wierd cunt

Its stavros gag on this dick ):

Stavros gag on this dick by thebiggestblackman February 8, 2022

this ain’t no long dick on a midget

Everyone knows midgets DO NOT have a long wanker. That being said, you say this When you are telling a story that is hard to believe but very true

- Linda listen. This ain’t no long dick on a midget okay I really did this

this ain’t no long dick on a midget by schlong Chong August 19, 2018

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020