on the tools

Any job that requires tools after hours or on the weekend

“Hey spencer, do you get on the tools last night”

by Tbags101 September 10, 2019

Back on the tools

Returning to being single after a small amount of time in a relationship. Returned to having to rely on masturbation for relief again.

Bob's bird gave him the push last week. Poor sod is back on the tools again - his right arm is like an engine piston.

by reginald molehusband October 20, 2016

Weapon on the tools

Australian Slang: A person who is highly competent at a specific skill. ‘Weapon’ refers to a person who displays great skills or competence. ‘On the tools’ is an ambiguous reference to a particular task or skill set.

‘Wow James is an excellent cook.’
‘Yeah, he’s a weapon on the tools.’

by PAtredes November 7, 2023

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The advertisement phrase used during commercial breaks of ESPN+ broadcasts.

Narrator: "Live sports, ESPN+ originals, the exclusive home of the complete 30 for 30 library, exclusive articles and tools, top leagues and tournaments, best stories in sports on ESPN+!"

by UPFSonic October 21, 2024

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.

The first verse of the song "Smash Mouth" by "All Star"

"Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead."
Bob: "WHAT IS THIS?"
Sharyl: "GOD'S SINGING VOICE"
Bob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *eyes melt out of head*

by Frauggu March 2, 2017

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.

The first song of the verse "All Star" by "Shrek: The Movie"

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.
ORly bro

by Frauggu March 10, 2017

tool is the greatest band on earth

What every Tool fan boy will say. He's normally listened to dumb heavy metal and simple minded rock songs all his life and smoked pot. All of a sudden he discovered Tool and acts like he is smarter than everyone in the world. The reason the fans think they are smarter than everyone is because Tool uses so many intellectual theory and philosophy influence lyrics and imagery in their songs that the kids begin to think they're smarter than everyone because they think they understand something no one else understands. All of a sudden these kids feel superior to their peers who listen to simple minded rock and heavy metal. The reason this has happened because Tool's music is accessible to the mainstream and at the same time tool uses less accessible and strange ideas hidden behind their lyrics. this means they can capture and attract dumb people but hide stronger intellectual concept within their songs which are later discovered upon more careful analysis and research. the fanatic kids who put stronger research into tool's songs normally become psuedo intellectual art snobs and hipsters. these kids think tool is the greatest band on earth because compared to what these kids listened to all their life, eg dumb rocking power ballad and pop/rock bands, tool is superior in concept. tool is a great band, it's just their fans who become obnoxious with staunch conviction.

fan boys will say "tool is the greatest band on earth" because their music is catchy and easy to rock out to yet hold strange and interesting meaning behind them. most rock bands before tool were nothing more than dumber party power ballad bands.

by eazy-X May 22, 2008