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on the hat

to be marked for death or to be contracted for being killed. Most commonly used by bikers or inside prison.
Guy 1: "You know you're on the hat?"
Guy 2: "Punk ass pranksters don't scare me."
on the hat by raptor5000 June 25, 2010
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Hang your hat on the muscle hamster 

To put on a condom.

The term was originally used in reference to being "all-in" on Tampa Bay Buccaneers running back Doug Martin, who is known as the muscle hamster. However, the term sounds much more like putting on a condom.
"You don't know where that chick has been. Better hang your hat on the muscle hamster."

Call me a witches' hat and slap me on the arse 

A common Aussie slang term usually used when something exciting or unexpected happens.
"Man, call me a witches' hat and slap me on the arse, that was unexpected."

Dab on the haters 

A coping mechanism for 5th graders to avoid the realization that Existance is pain
Jake pauly fan: "Hey Da'quan, you hear what Michael said about you?"
Da'quan: "I don't care what Michael said. DAB ON THE HATERS"
Dab on the haters by Cyprus EVo October 27, 2017

dab on the haters 

A term used by a retarded white boy named Jake Paul and his 12-year-old followers
me- bruh this kid hating on my LeBrons

Jake Paul- Dab on the haters
dab on the haters by Kinkyemokid August 14, 2017

Dab on the haters 

Reject the hate and dab to show that you don't care! Dab on the hate and show the haters that you're better than them. Accept yourself for who you are.
Dab on the haters:

"Some bullies were being mean to me so I just dabbed on those haters and left"

getting tipsy on the hatorade 

1)drunk or slightly drunk on hate over something stupid
2)hating something or someone hard
3)Hating with jealousy on someone or something
4)hating something or what a person gets or has
Trevor: Man I wanted those Jordans and he got them for free.
Travis: Yo, man quit getting tipsy on the hatorade! Just be glad you got some shoes!
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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