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on the batter

Irish slang for going on a big drinking session.
"Jesus, I'm wrecked. We were on the batter last night"
by TubberBoy October 24, 2014
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batter on the brain

When a male is thinking with his genitalia not clearly or logically. Baby batter (semen) clouds the thoughts in the brain.
Mate I can’t believe you slept with ***** you must have had batter on the brain
by MSDorset December 20, 2022
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put the battery on

to hype somebody up by talking to them to do something for you
Im going to have to put the battery on my little sister to get my mother to buy the tickets to Disney World.
by pinkrican June 15, 2007
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The act of roasting physics teachers and messaging the whole sixth form about why attending a banter fest during a global pandemic is an inadvisable thing to do.
Physics teacher: Hey guys I organised a banter fest for you next Monday. It'll be really fun!
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: Oh I'm sorry I didn't...
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: *Leaves school to go live in a remote Siberian village*
by discordmyiscord August 13, 2020
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