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On the whitey

Glasgow (Scotland) slang: Being sick, usually due to excessive consumption of alcohol.
David: Mind that time Joe was on the whitey?
Brendan: Hahaha, he was properly fucked, lying on the floor of that guy's bathroom!
by Brendan November 30, 2005
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Have a pull on the White Owl

Suck my dick. In referance to cheap White Owl cigars
Why dont you have a pull on the White Owl
by perfx May 19, 2017
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talking to Ralph on the white telephone

Vomiting most profusely.
Man, after drinking that 151, I talked to Ralph on the white telephone.
by staccato brainstem June 17, 2005
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sittin on the white house

taking a shit, and telling Bush, (and all those other corrupt assholes) to eat it.
Stacey:josh? you okay in there?

Josh:yeah I'm fine, I'm sittin on the white house.
by pimpmaster25 March 25, 2008
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No one quite knows exactly what this means, but one can take a guess:
1. A form of female masturbation
2. Pleasuring an albino kitten
3. Conjuring images of someone as a woman who is stroking a white cat
4. Making love to a white african tiger
5. What happens when you eat too much Mexican Chili's
by america!fuckyeah! August 15, 2009
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Drawing on the whiteboard

When you have a half baked turd hanging out your arse and you slide your cheeks along a female/males chest and leave a picture behind.
I was drawing on the whiteboard last night and left her with a Nike tick.
by Turf burger June 9, 2021
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Being in such a paralytic state from the mass consumption of alcohol that when you reach the toilet you are usually slumped down hugging the bowl and screaming 'Oh God!' into the shit abyss in between violent bouts of upchuck.
Yeah man, got so wasted last night I ended up talking to God on the big white telephone!
by Top of the vomit August 26, 2009
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