On the whitey

Glasgow (Scotland) slang: Being sick, usually due to excessive consumption of alcohol.

David: Mind that time Joe was on the whitey?
Brendan: Hahaha, he was properly fucked, lying on the floor of that guy's bathroom!

On the whitey by Brendan November 30, 2005

Have a pull on the White Owl 

Suck my dick. In referance to cheap White Owl cigars

Why dont you have a pull on the White Owl

Have a pull on the White Owl by perfx May 19, 2017

talking to Ralph on the white telephone 

Vomiting most profusely.

Man, after drinking that 151, I talked to Ralph on the white telephone.

talking to Ralph on the white telephone by staccato brainstem June 17, 2005

sittin on the white house 

taking a shit, and telling Bush, (and all those other corrupt assholes) to eat it.

Stacey:josh? you okay in there?

Josh:yeah I'm fine, I'm sittin on the white house.

sittin on the white house by pimpmaster25 March 25, 2008

Stroking the White Cat on the Inside

No one quite knows exactly what this means, but one can take a guess:
1. A form of female masturbation
2. Pleasuring an albino kitten
3. Conjuring images of someone as a woman who is stroking a white cat
4. Making love to a white african tiger
5. What happens when you eat too much Mexican Chili's

Hey guys, guess what? I'm stroking the white cat on the inside right now!

Stroking the White Cat on the Inside by america!fuckyeah! August 15, 2009

Drawing on the whiteboard 

When you have a half baked turd hanging out your arse and you slide your cheeks along a female/males chest and leave a picture behind.

I was drawing on the whiteboard last night and left her with a Nike tick.

Drawing on the whiteboard by Turf burger June 9, 2021

Talking to God on the big white telephone

Being in such a paralytic state from the mass consumption of alcohol that when you reach the toilet you are usually slumped down hugging the bowl and screaming 'Oh God!' into the shit abyss in between violent bouts of upchuck.

Yeah man, got so wasted last night I ended up talking to God on the big white telephone!

Talking to God on the big white telephone by Top of the vomit August 26, 2009