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DAamN Ii'll bE CHoKen oN tHaT sHit lOooKEn dRY aS HeLL 

A phrase known to be used for dry churros.
"I was sittin there in pizza hut and I looked down at my churros and thought to myself "DAamN Ii'll bE CHoKen oN tHaT sHit lOooKEn dRY aS HeLL"

"...put figs on that shit."

A phrase commonly used in French breakfast restaurants, such as Le Pain. When ordering a tartine, such as the Prosciutto with Mozzarella and Avocado, one must try it with a side of sweet fruit, preferably figs.
ex. Mandy likes the taste of figs on certain foods. Thus, when she ordered her Prosciutto tartine, she promptly grinned and stated, "I need to put some figs on that shit."

ex. "I need to put figs on that shit." said Trevor to the waitress.

ex. "...put figs on that shit." should be said with meaning and quick repetition in order to have full effect.

Build a mosque on that shit 

An expression of triumph after conquering a foe in online multiplayer first person shooter games, particularly after administering a multi-kill attack, achieving an after-death grenade kill, or another form of pwnage.

Its dual use is to make fellow players descend rapidly into poflawa regarding the appropriateness of the phrase, distracting them in argument until another victory is achieved. The phrase is then repeated, and the process begins anew.

It is found primarily in the popular Valve games Day of Defeat and Counter Strike.
Player1: Dammit they killed us again
Player2: Haha build a mosque on that shit
Player1: That's totally inappropriate
Player2: Bring it bitches

I ain't on that shit! 

Basically, you do not care about whatever someone is talking about, or what they are refering too.
Alex: Someone made a rumor about you.
Amber: I ain't on that shit!

Whitney: But I wanna go to the mall!
Crystal: I ain't on that shit!
I ain't on that shit! by Amber Walker September 10, 2006

I'm gay on that shit 

To express one's love for an object
Dude did you see that station wagon with the wood paneling, I'm gay on that shit!

get on that shit

Is an expression meaning: To do something; to get something done or taken care of.
Katie: Dude when are we gonna go and smoke a bowl?!
Eli: Dude fuck I'm waiting for the delivery service to come bring the sack
Katie: But dude it's like 4:10 and 4:20 is in 10 minutes?!
Katie: I thought i told you to get on that shit!
Eli: I know! I Know!
get on that shit by ;3 420 November 9, 2012
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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