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Pen on pen
Pen on pen by stimpdamper November 7, 2022
pen on a rose
HELLA OLD term (circa 1963/64) for a crack pipe due to the resemblance of the thin stem and the crack smoke "blossoming" into the shape of a flower.
pen on a rose by ichabod October 15, 2005
Fly on pence/ political fly
The fly that landed on VP Mike Pence’s head during the 2020 VP debate. Can also be imagined with a top hat and an eye glass.
Fly on pence/ political fly by Keira_Enright_ October 7, 2020
fly on Pence's head
The fly that landed on Mike Pence's head during the Vice Presidential debate of 2020. It sat on his head for approximately 2 minutes in which everyone thought it died, but it flew off. This caught a ton of media attention as Mike Pence was seen as a piece of shit, due to him being affiliated to Donald Trump, the 45th President of the United States.
Person 1: Bro! Did you see the fly on Pence's head during the VP debate? It sat there for like 2 minutes.
Person 2: Lol yeah! I mean it makes sense, because Pence is quite the scumbag, like his partner, Donald Trump.
Person 2: Lol yeah! I mean it makes sense, because Pence is quite the scumbag, like his partner, Donald Trump.
fly on Pence's head by TROLLKING9001 October 18, 2020
Traffic on Penistone Road
Traffic on Penistone Road by Eoin Shardlut July 19, 2011
screw on penis
Disparaging term for a female-male transsexual. The penis can be screwed off at will, and this happens when screwing.
screw on penis by Kung-Fu Jesus April 25, 2004
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