TROLLKING9001's definitions

Parents

1. The reason that you exist

2. The people who provide for you until you are 18 and can move away.

3. Every teenager's nightmare because they don't give them any personal space.

Jerry: "My parents are so annoying!"
Larry: "I feel ya! They always boss us around telling us to do shit!"
Jerry: "I can't wait until I'm 18 so I could move away!"
Larry: "Same! I'm going to go to a nice college!"

by TROLLKING9001 May 29, 2020

Death of George Floyd

A black man in Minnesota was murdered on May 26th, 2020. This is a very sad and very outraging moment for the community as this murder was caused by a police who goes by the name of Derek Chauvin, who decided to strangle him to death over a $20 check. The police officer as shown in a video, has his knee on Floyd's neck and pinned to the ground, unable to move at all. People from all around the vicinity tell the officers to stop multiple times but Chauvin would not take his knee off of Floyd's neck. Soon after, Floyd died and eventually this asshole police officer got fired and arrested as well as being charged of third degree murder. As of May 30th, 2020, protests of this action are still happening all across America. Protesters were seen burning cars, police stations, and vandalizing public property to avenge the death of an innocent man. Also, the police officer's wife ended up divorcing him. This is a very ironic chain of events.

The Death of George Floyd shows just how unfairly treated people are. People deserve justice!

by TROLLKING9001 May 30, 2020

Gold

When game developers run out of ideas for skins

I'm out of ideas. What do you think we could use?
Gold.
That's genius!

by TROLLKING9001 July 12, 2020

Boner

The worst thing that could happen in a classroom full of people

Bob: Uh oh!
Joe: What is it?
Bob: I got a boner
Joe: OOF that sucks. Hope the teacher doesn't ask you to present
Teacher: Bob, can you come up here please?
Bob: Shit!

by TROLLKING9001 July 12, 2020

Donald Trump

1. The worst President of the USA
2. A dictator.
3. He lies, he cheats, and he is nothing but a selfish crybaby.
4. If he loses 2020, he will probably go to jail
5. He is responsible for 145,000 COVID deaths.

Person 1: Why is Donald Trump still president?
Person 2: He cheated.
Person 1: Oh that makes sense.

by TROLLKING9001 July 24, 2020

Chad

Another word for a tryhard. Commonly used by gamers who repeatedly get killed or attacked by the same person over and over again.

Dude! That guy's a Chad! He has like 20 kills!

by TROLLKING9001 August 4, 2020

Science

Donald Trump's worst nightmare.

Normal Person: We need to listen to science!
Donald Trump: *confused screaming

by TROLLKING9001 August 28, 2020