omjfc 

oh my jesus fucking christ

"Omjfc, what is wrong with you?!"

omjfc by ohmyjesusfrick February 15, 2022

omjf 

Exclamation of outrage. Stands for:Oh My Jesus Fuck. Way more obscene than omg.

cindy: "do you smell that?"

tracy: "sorry, i totally just sharted."

cindy: "omjf you filthy whore why is your asshole so loose?"

omjf by jerry_at_rick June 27, 2010

OMJCMB 

Oh My Jesus Christ Monkey Balls!

Whenever you think of saying omg, don't be gay, say omjcmb!

---from South Park

Kyle: Did you hear that Trevor likes shaking the can to gay porn?
Greg: OMJCMB!

OMJCMB by Kyle and Greg January 3, 2009

OMBFC 

A term used for Rockband/Guitar Hero

OMBFC=One Man Band Full Combo

Requires one personto play all four parts,bass,drums,guitar,and vocals and gets 100% with out breaking a combo on any of them

*Not all at once obviously

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Bnpj8_MlCQ
Mr.Brightside OMBFC

OMBFC by Shadowguy542 February 20, 2009

OMJC 

"Oh my Jesus Christ"!

OMJC

OMJC by Tit0 May 13, 2009

ommfcsdvrqqpqfg 

An acronym used in the Netflix Original "Bojack Horseman" when something amazing happens.

Girl 1: Omg. Omg! Ommfcsdvrqqpqfg! It's Sarah Lynn and Andrew Garfield!
Girls 1, 2, 3 screams

ommfcsdvrqqpqfg by Fitch1X June 9, 2021

omjc 

Oh My Jesus Christ. Because jesus christ sounds so much better then god.

Did you see that shooting star? omjc it was huge!

omjc by yourafgt April 16, 2009