Definitions by ohmyjesusfrick

assinated

You know what it means.

TV: Earlier this morning the current US president was assinated by the last person anyone would expect...
Everyone: Ew.

assinated by ohmyjesusfrick February 24, 2022

DFDI

Don't Fucking Do it!

DFDI.
What?
I said DFIDI!

Huh?
DFIDI!!! DONT FUCKING DO IT!!!!
Ohhhh.

DFDI by ohmyjesusfrick February 24, 2022

omjfc 

oh my jesus fucking christ

"Omjfc, what is wrong with you?!"

omjfc by ohmyjesusfrick February 15, 2022