omegamono 

a word that is only used on the best of the best it is a form of the body mind and soul combined together making the perfect mixture. Only one person in the history of mankind has achieved this position and that is me since i am the perfect form of man

yo check out that guy he is totally an omegamono

omegamono by John Jankanz October 30, 2006

omegalong dong 

Stands those people whose dong length exceeds their iq.

random guy: my dong is long.
omegalong dong user: Why don't you use omegalong dong instead?
random guy: that's brilliant, i go and eat an omegalong dong sandwitch.

omegalong dong by omegalong dong user March 27, 2021

Omegaboner 

Omegaboner: A state in which the male reproductive organ becomes erect and immediately incinerates all of the male's clothing. In the process the male's pubic hair becomes blond (no matter what the original hair color is) and begins pulsating with immense energy. This is also known as Super Sayan stage. The male now has the ability to shoot laser beams out of his “man hammer”. They are referred to as "Cock Beams". The Omegaboner is so powerful that, by just looking at it, women can get impregnated. This power works within a two-mile radius.

The Omegaboner is the final stage of boner. The order is as follows:
1. Boner
2. Megaboner
3. Gigaboner
4. Omegaboner

The Omegaboner is a very dangerous power, it must be executed with great caution.

Omegaboner by deltapidelta October 22, 2006

Omegalopoly 

When and organization is secretly controlled by members of an elite secret club. Originally applied to the subversive controls of Oklahoma Christian by an on campus secret society, it can be applied to any similar situation.

"With the new head of Human Resources being a member of Skull & Bones, this place is becoming an Omegalopoly".

Omegalopoly by Les Malan December 27, 2007

Megamonothálamosaphobia 

Mega (Greek): large
Monothálamos (Greek): unicellular
Phobia (Greek): fear

Irrational fear of unicellular organisms that do not play by the surface area-to-volume ratio rule. Someone with Megamonothálamosaphobia will feel a certain out-of-body, exotic discomfort coupled with existential dread and feelings of inevitable doom when thinking about or seeing large cells visible to the naked eye, such as the 4cm-9cm long Valonia ventricosa algae.

To self-diagnose yourself with Megamonothálamosaphobia, look up "Sailor's Eyeball" and "Largest unicellular organisms" on Google and start exploring. People with Megamonothálamosaphobia may experience a spectrum of negative emotions from "mild discomfort" to "nonconsensual Satanic ritual sacrifices of the KKK persuasion".

Why does Kimmith look like she just saw the holy ghost and is regretting every atheistic declaration she has ever made as hallucinations of Hell engulf her nonexistent soul that she sold to the Devil via depressive and curiosity-driven bargaining?

Oh, she just saw a giant cell. Kimmith has Megamonothálamosaphobia.

Megamonothálamosaphobia by Valonia ventriNOsa October 4, 2018

omegamancer 

one who practices every art of magic possible gathering only a fraction of each power due to the fact that the average human cannot withstand the intense force physically or mentally.

pyromancer aquamancer and necromancer are only part of it.
"ima be an omegamancer someday"

omegamancer by bandit rodriguez September 11, 2007

Omegamooh 

From the movie "Revenge of the Nerds":
A sorority called 'Omega Mu' (known as the Mus, which sounds like "Moos") composed of mostly fat and ugly girls.

Same as Omega Mu (also defined on this site), but more focused on the target looking like a cow.

Do you see that fat girl standing over there?

Oh, you mean the omegamooh?

Omegamooh by Keefaru April 18, 2008