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A username a random guy (totally not me) decided on after watching Ixion Saga DT. He currently uses it in a lot of games and for online forums like FANDOM. It is usually accompanied by the user icon of a fanart of Rin Okumura from Ao No Exorcist.
Towns person A: Do you that guy Olkon from a lot of games?
Towns person B: Totally! He's like one of the most amazing guy to exist.
olkon by LORD MAGIKARP September 9, 2020
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olson special 

a sexual favor in which a girl rides a dick very nicely and then sucks it dry.
damn you heard about that olson special?
yeah i got one and couldn't pee for a week.
olson special by buttslut guild March 25, 2008
Related Words
olkon • okonkwo • Olson • olon • olona • Olsoning • okonji • Olsoned • oakontoast • okon

Bobby Olson 

The fictional person that you blame your blacked out antics on, or the person you claim to be hanging out with while blacked out.
1. -"Dude, why'd you rip all that stuff off your walls last night?"

-"I don't know, Bobby Olson must have done it."

2. -"Man, you just slammed a line of five shots."

-"Yeah bro, I'm gonna meet up with Bobby tonight."
Bobby Olson by CorvetteGuy12 September 15, 2011
Olona is a rare name which originated in the Xhosa tribe
Pronunciation (all.oh.nah)
This is a rare name
Olona by Lil sexy thang October 25, 2020

mr. olson 

A wanna be math teacher who actually doesn't know shit about math. And he doesn't like fat people. Loves to stare at the females that are in his class. A complete fucking perv.
Did you see the teacher today he was acting like a mr. olson.
mr. olson by Urban spartan December 5, 2016

Olson Ratio 

The Olson Ratio is a mathematical approach at valuing a woman's hotness. In its most basic form, the ratio is calculated by taking how hot the woman thinks she is by how hot she actually is. (How hot she think she is / how hot she really is) Therefore, any value above 1 means that the girl overvalues her hotness and therefore undesirable. Anything below 1, show that there is value in the woman.
Ashley thinks she is a 9 when she really is a 6. Her Olson Ratio is 1.5
Olona is a name originated from the Xhosa tribe
Olona is a very beautiful girl
She is authority and her word is final. She is a great person with a great personality she can be very moody at times. She is also dangerous when pushed to a limit. She is a great friend and makes sure that everyone around her is well taken care of. If you dont love an Olona then what are you loving... Get yourself an Olona and all your life problems will be solved...
Olona is a great person who loves everyone
Olona by All-oh-nah November 23, 2021
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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