Olsoned

To be up a creek without a paddle. To have the whole world in the palm of your hand and then blow it. (A figure of speech)

I'd rather get Olsoned out here in the middle of nowhere then lose face in front of my friends and family.

Olsoned by OlsonForPres2012 February 18, 2010

Olsoned

The act of getting dimed out by a co-worker or someone you thought was cool.

Hey it wasnt me that tossed your rack, It was Jacobsen! Ha I just olsoned jacobsen.

Olsoned by Andy Blacke April 28, 2008

Olsonerist 

Someone who is extremely obese, stubborn. Has no sex life and has a common practice with inpregnating goats.

David constantly flirts with blow up sheep, he must be some kind of Olsonerist.

Olsonerist by Adam Marshall April 7, 2003

Olsonesq 

To have extremely short, un-effective, and utterly useless arms

Im going to punch that person in the face, and then slap his mother, and he cant do shit because his arms are Olsonesq.

Olsonesq by Mark Struthers November 6, 2006