old mcdonald
old mcdonald by Matty Boom Bomm August 16, 2006
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old mcdonald
old mcdonald by The One You Call God September 11, 2020
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OLD MAN MCDONALD
A man named Mr. Mckague who is a boomer and really big piece of shit he will lecture you for things you haven´t done he sucks cock and is so old he taught Moses in school.
OLD MAN MCDONALD by OOFERBOI^666 December 18, 2019
Old McDonalds Boys
Reffering to the police. It does this by taking the saying "police are pigs" And relating it to someone that has pigs: old McDonald.
Old McDonalds Boys by Your mother>@$%^&465 August 20, 2007
Old MacDonald
When a dude has so many STD's, that its like a fucking farm down there!
Old MacDonald had a crotch
Ee i ee i oh!
And on that crotch he had some crabs,
Ee i ee i oh!
With an itch-itch here,
And an itch-itch there
Old MacDonald had a crotch
Ee i ee i oh!
And on that crotch he had some crabs,
Ee i ee i oh!
With an itch-itch here,
And an itch-itch there
Girl 1: Did u do James last night?
Girl 2: No, he has Crabs AND Chlamydia!
Girl 1: EW! He's and Old MacDonald
Girl 2: No, he has Crabs AND Chlamydia!
Girl 1: EW! He's and Old MacDonald
Old MacDonald by BenHorny December 26, 2010
old mcdonalds
old mcdonalds had a farm
e i a e i a o a o e
mcdonalds kidnapped him and hes now ready for a special time meal
e i a e i a o a o e
with a chop chop here with a chop chop there
fry them serve them in a dish then enjoy-y-y
there is no living remnants of old mcdonalds body left!
e i a e i a o a o e
e i a e i a o a o e
mcdonalds kidnapped him and hes now ready for a special time meal
e i a e i a o a o e
with a chop chop here with a chop chop there
fry them serve them in a dish then enjoy-y-y
there is no living remnants of old mcdonalds body left!
e i a e i a o a o e
waiter: here's your mcdonald special meal
person 1: this tastes like brain muscles and living flesh
person 2: yeah wonder why its so weird
waiter: they dont know its the old mcdonalds had a farm special eheh
person 1: this tastes like brain muscles and living flesh
person 2: yeah wonder why its so weird
waiter: they dont know its the old mcdonalds had a farm special eheh
old mcdonalds by backwards_cones March 3, 2021
The Old Macdonald
When one man blows another man. Then, while still blowing him, Fucks him up the ass from the missionary position.
Bruce: Hey Todd, want me to give you The Old Macdonald?
Todd: Sure!
Bruce: Ok, here we go...
Todd: Eeeeee....Iiiiiiii.....Eeeeee....Iiiiii....Ooooooooooh!
Todd: Sure!
Bruce: Ok, here we go...
Todd: Eeeeee....Iiiiiiii.....Eeeeee....Iiiiii....Ooooooooooh!
The Old Macdonald by Hachi Moro September 23, 2010
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