old mcdonald

The baddest mother fucker around! He owns a farm and animals and shit.

Old McDonald will cut you deep, dude!

by Matty Boom Bomm August 16, 2006

old mcdonald

an old mother fucker who owns a farm somewhere and doesn't even make drugs

old mcdonald had a farm, EA EA SPORTS

by The One You Call God September 11, 2020

OLD MAN MCDONALD

A man named Mr. Mckague who is a boomer and really big piece of shit he will lecture you for things you haven´t done he sucks cock and is so old he taught Moses in school.

Oh shit its OLD MAN MCDONALD!

by OOFERBOI^666 December 18, 2019

Old McDonalds Boys

Reffering to the police. It does this by taking the saying "police are pigs" And relating it to someone that has pigs: old McDonald.

"Why dont you have your car?"
"Old McDonalds Boys impounded it."
"Pigs."

by Your mother>@$%^&465 August 20, 2007

Old MacDonald

When a dude has so many STD's, that its like a fucking farm down there!

Old MacDonald had a crotch
Ee i ee i oh!
And on that crotch he had some crabs,
Ee i ee i oh!
With an itch-itch here,
And an itch-itch there

Girl 1: Did u do James last night?
Girl 2: No, he has Crabs AND Chlamydia!
Girl 1: EW! He's and Old MacDonald

by BenHorny December 26, 2010

old mcdonalds

old mcdonalds had a farm
e i a e i a o a o e
mcdonalds kidnapped him and hes now ready for a special time meal
e i a e i a o a o e
with a chop chop here with a chop chop there
fry them serve them in a dish then enjoy-y-y

there is no living remnants of old mcdonalds body left!
e i a e i a o a o e

waiter: here's your mcdonald special meal
person 1: this tastes like brain muscles and living flesh
person 2: yeah wonder why its so weird
waiter: they dont know its the old mcdonalds had a farm special eheh

by backwards_cones March 3, 2021

The Old Macdonald

When one man blows another man. Then, while still blowing him, Fucks him up the ass from the missionary position.

Bruce: Hey Todd, want me to give you The Old Macdonald?
Todd: Sure!
Bruce: Ok, here we go...
Todd: Eeeeee....Iiiiiiii.....Eeeeee....Iiiiii....Ooooooooooh!

by Hachi Moro September 23, 2010