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old house 

Calque from German "Altes Haus". Used to say hello to an old friend, whom one hasn't seen in a long time.
"Mike, old house! Long time no see!"
old house by mychicksarechic March 19, 2014
Words you can keep

TRAP SO OLD, GOTTA RUN OUT THE HOUSE WHEN I PLAY MY MUSIC SO THE ROOF DONT FALL ON ME 

TRAP SO OLD GOTTA RUN OUT THE HOUSE WHEN I PLAY MY MUSIC SO THE ROOF DONT FALL ON ME. Another majestic bar from LAZER DIM 700 I don't gotta explain nothing.
"TRAP SO OLD, GOTTA RUN OUT THE HOUSE WHEN I PLAY MY MUSIC SO THE ROOF DONT FALL ON ME. Niggas already bitin' nigga tryna clone nigga can't see the fire, they think it ain't on me".
Colloquial greeting term used similarly to 'old bean' and conveying a sense of chumminess or friendship. Closely associated with the work of P G Wodehouse and particularly his character Ukridge , who appears in a collection of short stories.
"Hello old horse!"

"How are you, old horse?"
old horse by catman paulio May 5, 2019

Old Horse Fat 

A British colloquialism designating the male sex organ.
Dude, Carol wants some of that double penetration action, so let me know when you and the old horse fat are around.
Old Horse Fat by Jungle VIP April 3, 2009

Old Horse Fat 

A lawyer named Patrick Smith infamously invited one of his friends to bring his "old horse fat" over to have a three-way with his girlfriend. The email was forwarded all over.

Source: http://www.cracked.com/article_16690_p2.html
"Dude, "Carol" (not her real name) wants some of that double penetration action, so let me know when you and the old horse fat are around."
Old Horse Fat by patricksmith January 26, 2009

Old Horse Fat 

British slang for "dick" or "penis," most popularly used in a work email written by an international law firm lawyer Patrick Smith (now fired).
Smith in email: "Dude, 'Carol' (not her real name) wants some of that double penetration action, so let me know when you and the old horse fat are around."
Old Horse Fat by AT Hill February 18, 2009

old horse fat 

Penis in British English
Yo William Carol wants some of that double penetration, so bring that old horse fat and lets do this.
old horse fat by El pene de muerte February 18, 2009
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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