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old finger 

when you get a text from someone 65 or older usually with major grammatical mistakes as grandpa jim just now upgraded from his flip phone to a smartphone
me: son did your grandpa text you happy birthday yesterday on his new android ??? kidd: yes the old finger sent me a text it said : hapy birth grndson ii love yyyou he really should have stuck with the flip phone this smart phone is gonna whip his a$$ ...he aint ready for all this
old finger by matty420still... March 6, 2017
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old lady finger 

The act of giving the full middle finger with all other fingers folded. This is a completely premeditated attack designed to destroy your ability to react.
I was just trying to get out of that lady's way when she gave me the old lady finger old lady bird
old lady finger by jenksk9 March 31, 2016

Old Wolszon Finger Stir 

Your stir the "special" item with your special finger and then you lick the very "special" sauce off your finger
Matt Wolszon pulled an old wolszon finger stir on your mom

The old Naughty Nut Finger Trick 

When your making love and your ole lady sticks her finger up your butt without asking
Jason can’t stand when Bonnie does the old naughty nut finger trick.

Old Man Tall Finger

When you flip someone the bird, but with absolutely perfect form. All knuckles are completely hidden and down, except those that belong to the middle phalange. Fully extended middle finger, with all other fingers laid flat against the inner palm.
“That dude just gave me the Old Man Tall Finger!”
“Give that bitch the Old Man Tall Finger, let her know you aint playin’!”
“I like to use the Old Man Tall Finger, it’s a classic that is understood across all age groups and languages...”
Old Man Tall Finger by NurseCaca December 6, 2018

shitty fingered old hag 

a term used to describe the old woman who makes it her duty to spoil peoples fun
just mind your own business you shitty fingered old hag

.....then the shitty fingered old hag went and called the cops,so we had to split
shitty fingered old hag by jamma-dee September 3, 2006
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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