Definitions by jenksk9

Brad Fork 

The extra plastic fork you get at every meal event for that one friend or coworker usually named Brad that breaks his fork trying to cut his meat

Good think I got a Brad fork, Brad broke his again trying to cut a piece of ham

Brad Fork by jenksk9 December 8, 2021

Taint shank 

The act of stabing someone in the taint. A violent soloution to any problem. Should be executed by doing a forward tactical roll and then an upward thrust in to your opponents taint with a sharp object.

Omg Jason just took that guy out with a taint shank.

Taint shank by jenksk9 May 17, 2017

old lady finger 

The act of giving the full middle finger with all other fingers folded. This is a completely premeditated attack designed to destroy your ability to react.

I was just trying to get out of that lady's way when she gave me the old lady finger old lady bird

old lady finger by jenksk9 March 31, 2016

lawn dick

Noun see also porch dick. A porch dick who leaves the safety of his front porch and makes his way to the edge of his front yard and proceeds to insult you or let you know what's up. May be accompanied by his children (lawn dicklets) or dogs. May be grilling while wearing a wife beater. Will only fight if you step in his yard.

While I was walking down the street this porch dick started yelling at me, so I told him to shut up and he ran out to the curb and turned into a full on lawn dick and threatened to beat me up and threw his natty light at mePorch dick asshole lawn dickletporch prickyard dick

lawn dick by jenksk9 April 2, 2015