when you get a text from someone 65 or older usually with major grammatical mistakes as grandpa jim just now upgraded from his flip phone to a smartphone
me: son did your grandpa text you happy birthday yesterday on his new android ??? kidd: yes the old finger sent me a text it said : hapy birth grndson ii love yyyou he really should have stuck with the flip phone this smart phone is gonna whip his a$$ ...he aint ready for all this
by matty420still... March 7, 2017
The act of giving the full middle finger with all other fingers folded. This is a completely premeditated attack designed to destroy your ability to react.
by jenksk9 December 21, 2015
Your stir the "special" item with your special finger and then you lick the very "special" sauce off your finger
by Matt "Special Matt" Wolszon July 11, 2008
just mind your own business you shitty fingered old hag
.....then the shitty fingered old hag went and called the cops,so we had to split
.....then the shitty fingered old hag went and called the cops,so we had to split
by jamma-dee September 3, 2006
by firehousebiker November 5, 2019
When you flip someone the bird, but with absolutely perfect form. All knuckles are completely hidden and down, except those that belong to the middle phalange. Fully extended middle finger, with all other fingers laid flat against the inner palm.
“That dude just gave me the Old Man Tall Finger!”
“Give that bitch the Old Man Tall Finger, let her know you aint playin’!”
“I like to use the Old Man Tall Finger, it’s a classic that is understood across all age groups and languages...”
“Give that bitch the Old Man Tall Finger, let her know you aint playin’!”
“I like to use the Old Man Tall Finger, it’s a classic that is understood across all age groups and languages...”
by NurseCaca December 7, 2018