old fat

An old maishna who is extremely unattractive.

*Random old man comes in and begins to dance*
"Oh my God, old fat"

by Eric, Stephanie, and Amanda September 30, 2006

Old Fat

A person content with their Obesity. Someone who has acknowledged they are in fact obese and is proud of it. Similar to old money and new money. Antonym of New Fat.

That dude with the Fedora, neck beard, and sweat pants eating McDonalds by himself is def old fat.

by bbuehl792 December 25, 2015

big old fat titties

More than enough to overflow the circumfrence of both of your hands.

Damn, looks at Sally's BIG OLD FAT TITTIES!

by Go Browns December 04, 2007

Old Horse Fat

A British colloquialism designating the male sex organ.

Dude, Carol wants some of that double penetration action, so let me know when you and the old horse fat are around.

by Jungle VIP April 03, 2009

Old Horse Fat

A lawyer named Patrick Smith infamously invited one of his friends to bring his "old horse fat" over to have a three-way with his girlfriend. The email was forwarded all over.

Source: http://www.cracked.com/article_16690_p2.html

"Dude, "Carol" (not her real name) wants some of that double penetration action, so let me know when you and the old horse fat are around."

by patricksmith January 26, 2009

Old Horse Fat

British slang for "dick" or "penis," most popularly used in a work email written by an international law firm lawyer Patrick Smith (now fired).

Smith in email: "Dude, 'Carol' (not her real name) wants some of that double penetration action, so let me know when you and the old horse fat are around."

by AT Hill February 18, 2009

old horse fat

Penis in British English

Yo William Carol wants some of that double penetration, so bring that old horse fat and lets do this.

by El pene de muerte February 18, 2009