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A person content with their Obesity. Someone who has acknowledged they are in fact obese and is proud of it. Similar to old money and new money. Antonym of New Fat.
That dude with the Fedora, neck beard, and sweat pants eating McDonalds by himself is def old fat.
Old Fat by bbuehl792 December 25, 2015
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An old maishna who is extremely unattractive.
*Random old man comes in and begins to dance*
"Oh my God, old fat"
old fat by Eric, Stephanie, and Amanda September 30, 2006

big old fat titties 

More than enough to overflow the circumfrence of both of your hands.
Damn, looks at Sally's BIG OLD FAT TITTIES!
big old fat titties by Go Browns December 4, 2007

Old Horse Fat 

A British colloquialism designating the male sex organ.
Dude, Carol wants some of that double penetration action, so let me know when you and the old horse fat are around.
Old Horse Fat by Jungle VIP April 3, 2009

Fat Old Man 

An inspiration to think about.
We walked together with him.He used his crane for stability.The Fat Old man needed help crossing the street.
Fat Old Man by Fat Old Man December 10, 2008

Old Horse Fat 

A lawyer named Patrick Smith infamously invited one of his friends to bring his "old horse fat" over to have a three-way with his girlfriend. The email was forwarded all over.

Source: http://www.cracked.com/article_16690_p2.html
"Dude, "Carol" (not her real name) wants some of that double penetration action, so let me know when you and the old horse fat are around."
Old Horse Fat by patricksmith January 26, 2009

Fat Old Boy 

To describe anything that is large in size.
I'll tell you what Herman, that Ron Jeremy has a fat old boy

Oi Herman, Make that first to bassett a fat old boy
Fat Old Boy by rtj loco December 20, 2003
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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