old chook 

Your mother.
Non-derrogatory.

"My old chook harked me for not having getting a job."

old chook by Diego November 5, 2003

old man choke

A colloquial suggestion of anonymity and hostility.

Blake: "Lets do a handshake"

Edna: No response
Blake: "Old Man Choke"

old man choke by Spice cowboy August 13, 2022

old man's choke 

A man (or woman) who displays antagonism.

Bleen: "Give me a handshake!"
Edna: < not responding >
Bleen: "Old man's choke"

old man's choke by Spice cowboy August 11, 2022