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Ol' man McGee
A generic archetype for an anecdotal old person or animal; usually derogatory when used towards an old man ie, geezer, but can be used as a term of endearment for pets that resemble an old man [.
"Just remember to pay ol' Man Mcgee his dues!" (using terse air quotes around Ol' man McGee, insinuating that this person is old, crotchety and greedy)
"Oh look at that old man dog, he's so cute! Look at me, I'm ol' man Mcgee!" (said while playing with the dog using affectionate dog speech)
"Hey kids, I'm ol' man McGee, stay off my lawn or I'll cane ya!" (said in an Adam Sandler comedic pitch)
"Oh look at that old man dog, he's so cute! Look at me, I'm ol' man Mcgee!" (said while playing with the dog using affectionate dog speech)
"Hey kids, I'm ol' man McGee, stay off my lawn or I'll cane ya!" (said in an Adam Sandler comedic pitch)
Ol' man McGee by Jorellyoung December 9, 2016
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my ol' man
A man dating a women at least 3 yrs. younger than him. A man who is dominant or aggressive in a relationship. A man that possesses a great amount of masculinity and who is full of confidence.
my ol' man by MzJ&L March 2, 2008
the ol handshield maneuver
the (while in the act of masturbating) putting your hand like a shield in a cupping shape over your belly button area to protect your clothing from jizz shots.
the ol handshield maneuver by aCockyRooster June 28, 2017
Olman
Often mistaken for 'Old Man', but truely means top of his game; opposite of an old man. A guy who knows what he wants and how to get it.
Olman by sweet_chick_85 February 3, 2010
Olman's Slave
Olman's Slave by Jacob Rodrigo4476 April 11, 2021
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
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